A Song of Fiery War Axe & Ice Breaker #7


“Down? What do you mean the website is down!?”

We return to Garrosh & Thrall, both sitting in front of Thrall’s laptop. Garrosh appeared anxious, impatiently tapping his foot on the floor.

“Vicious Syndicate is down. The website doesn’t load!” Thrall responded.

“How can this be?” Garrosh continued “On the day of the report of all days?”

“Apparently there is a web host outage. It’s out of their control, just bad luck.” Thrall shrugged.

“But how am I going to know what’s happening with the meta?” Garrosh sighed “How will I know what deck to play?”

“You mean, how will you rub the Power Ranking results in Anduin’s face?” Thrall grinned.

“Um… That too.” Garrosh twiddled his thumbs, looking away.

Thrall laughed out loud for a few seconds, before speaking up again.

“Well, if Vicious Syndicate is down, we can always check out Temp…”

“Nope, don’t go there” Garrosh interrupted, shaking his head and crossing his arms, pouting “I want the thorough analysis, data driven insights and witty humor that vS is famous for…”

“Hey, now, wait a second,” Thrall cut Garrosh off with a quizzical look “Where is all of this praise for vS is coming from? You used to hate how they made fun of you in the past!”

“What do you mean?” Garrosh shrugged “I’ve always been a big fan of them. Did you know that Data Contributors now enter a monthly raffle in which you can win vS Gold? You can read all about it on this link: https://www.vicioussyndicate.com/data-collection/

“Mother of Earth!” Thrall gasped “You’re sponsored by Vicious Syndicate now, aren’t you! You sold out!”

A few moments of silence passed, in which Thrall stared down Garrosh in suspicion. The brown skinned Orc attempted to avoid eye contact, but finally broke down before speaking up.

“An Orc has to make a living! These Hearthstone packs are expensive, you know!”

Thrall rolled his eyes.

“Give me a break, Garrosh…”

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