Thrall & Garrosh Stories

“Secure the beach. Prepare to invade the tree.” These cold, calm words were uttered by Sylvanas Windrunner, who was accompanied by Peter Whelan and Dean Ayala as they approached Teldrassil, the world tree. Sylvanas looked [Read More…]

“So Lady Jaina, what did you call me here for?” Jaina and Uther were standing in a hallway just outside of a closed door. On the door, a poster for Rastakhan’s Rumble was hung. The [Read More…]

“That’s it! I’m done with Blizzard!” Garrosh slammed his fist on the table in anger. His breath was short and his nostrils flared. Thrall sat next to him with a concerned expression, trying to temper [Read More…]

“Hey Rexxar, congratulations on making it to Tier 1!” The Hunter was holding a tray near the cafeteria’s buffet when he was approached by Thrall, who had Garrosh trailing him. “Thanks!” Rexxar reached for the [Read More…]

“Welcome to the Boomsday Heroic Tavern Brawl! I’m Harth Stonebrew and I will be your host for this tournament!” At the Innkeeper Tavern, all 9 Hearthstone heroes were present, sitting on wooden chairs next to [Read More…]

“Mike, we need to talk!” Anduin knocked on the door and without waiting for a response, entered an office room. Mike Donais was sitting at his desk, focused on typing in front of his computer. [Read More…]

Garrosh was walking in a park not too far from Blizzard HQ. It was a beautiful, sunny day and he needed to grab some fresh air after a rigorous morning of Hearthstone. He found a [Read More…]

At a secret location near Blizzard HQ, a portal can be used to travel to a faraway garden. Within the garden, a beautiful greenhouse has been built, housing many exotic vegetables and fruits. One day, [Read More…]

“Hello? Are you there?” Jaina was standing in front of a locked door, slightly concerned at the lack of response. She pressed her right ear at the door, trying to listen to what was occurring [Read More…]

“Garrosh, you finally look confident. I’ve always wanted to see that spark from you again, but are you ready to take ME on?” “Be careful what you wish for, rogue” The room’s atmosphere was tense, [Read More…]

“Hey, Thrall, what are you watching?” Garrosh entered a dark living room and glanced at Thrall, who was sitting on a couch in front of a television, the room’s primary source of light. The Shaman [Read More…]

“Valeera, not only is your class finally not breaking the game, but you actually have a positive impact on the Meta. I’m so proud of you!” “Aw shucks, Mike. You flatter me too much”. The [Read More…]

“Okay, let’s begin our mid-expansion review. Today we might send people away until the new expansion or decide on new balance changes.” The nine Hearthstone heroes were sitting in a large conference room. At the [Read More…]

“Another loss! This is so unfair!” Garrosh slammed his fist on the table, emitting a loud thud that slightly startled Thrall, who was sitting next to him. On the screen in front of them, Garrosh’s [Read More…]

“Down? What do you mean the website is down!?” We return to Garrosh & Thrall, both sitting in front of Thrall’s laptop. Garrosh appeared anxious, impatiently tapping his foot on the floor. “Vicious Syndicate is [Read More…]

“Here’s to another great day of Hearthstone!” Garrosh & Thrall were, once again, seated next to a computer with the Hearthstone client open. Garrosh was in a cheerful mood, stretching his arms and neck out [Read More…]

“Maybe it’s up now? Maybe it’s up now? Click refresh again!” Garrosh and Thrall were sitting in front of a computer, at a room situated in a secret dormitory near Blizzard HQ.  Garrosh looked anxious, [Read More…]

It was the morning of Tuesday, May 22nd, the date of the balance changes. Garrosh and Thrall were standing in a hallway at Blizzard HQ, just outside a door. From inside, the sound of loud [Read More…]

In a secret gaming room at Blizzard HQ, Garrosh & Thrall were sitting at a table, playing in their laptops. Thrall was hunched forward, leaning on his right elbow. He yawned, showing little interest in [Read More…]

“Gul’dan, your era of domination is over! After I achieve this victory, the Warrior class will jump at least two tiers in the Data Reaper Report!” At a secret gaming room at Blizzard HQ, a [Read More…]

“Admit your defeat, Thrall! There is no way you can win this game!” Garrosh and Thrall were sitting across the table from each other, playing Hearthstone on their laptops. It was the first day of [Read More…]

Greetings! What started from boredom as a result of the lack of meta developments in two dying classes, ended up becoming a popular weekly meme in the Data Reaper Report. The stories of Garrosh and [Read More…]